Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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