ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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