what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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