Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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