"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
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he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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