I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
