if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
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He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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