Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
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Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
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WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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