new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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