what if I'm pregnant?
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Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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