just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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