I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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