Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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