you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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