I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Randomize
