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barbara walters just said penis...
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
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if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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