It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
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I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize