I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
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