think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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