its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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