butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
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I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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