Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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