I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday