the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
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the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday