just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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