dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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