your room smells of hookers.
And success
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
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