did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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