i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
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Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
did you just send me my own nude
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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