Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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