it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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