sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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