dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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