how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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