I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
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He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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