She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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