Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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