What a fucking waste of an outfit
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
