Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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