it's great music for shaving your balls
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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