i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
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YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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