But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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