Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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