apparently the secret to your success is patron
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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