Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
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I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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