you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
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all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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