Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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