It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
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We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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