So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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