Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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