if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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