Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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