shes about as inviting as chlamydia
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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