Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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