Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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